Board Short Amnesty
For too long the Curtains of Shame have been ruining tan lines and have been concealing the thighs of too many innocent people. It's time we finally put an end to this and give our legs the freedom they deserve.
We've decided enough is enough and are holding a Board Short Amnesty from July 5 - July 21, in which individuals with Board Shorts and Swim Shorts can trade in their Curtains of Shame and receive up to a £15 Budgy Smuggler Voucher to use at our Boxpark Pop Up or at here on our UK.
Head to our Boxpark Shoreditch Pop Up before July 21, bring those Curtains of Shame with you OR send to Unit G, 81 Curtain Rd London, EC2A 3AG
Trade in said Curtains of Shame for a Voucher to use in-store on online.
1 pair of Board Shorts = £5 voucher.
2 pairs of Board Shorts = £10 Voucher.
3 pairs = £15 Voucher.
One voucher per address. Not valid with other offers. UK/EU Addresses only.
Free your Thighs and use your voucher to get a discount on some sweet new Budgy Smugglers or Smugglettes.
Laugh at all your "mates" still clutching onto their Curtains of Shame.
We'll responsibly dispose of all Board Shorts and Swim Shorts that are turned in during the Amnesty.
What is a 'Made to Order' / Preorder product?
A “Made to order” is a product that is made from scratch in Australia when someone purchases it.
A "pre order" pair is in stock in our warehouse in Australia but not in the UK. If someone purchases from the UK store, we will then get it sent over from Australia.
How long will 'Made to Order' pairs take to make?
Good things come to those who wait!
Made to Order pairs take around 4 weeks to be made and processed, and another week for shipping, so you should receive your order within 4-5 weeks at most! We are usually able to deliver before this.
Pre order pairs arrive within 1-2 weeks.
Delivery times may vary depending on your location, shipping method, and other factors beyond our control.
What if I order the wrong size?
Please ensure you get the correct size.
As they are 'Made to Order' we are unable to refund or exchange them . Please read to our sizing chart to help make you correct decision.
Click here to view the sizing chart.
It's been over 4 weeks, where is my pair?
No need to worry, if you received a confirmation email from us, your pair will still be on it's way!
Didn't receive a confirmation email? Check your spam/junk folder in case it ended up there.
If you are concerned as to how long your pre order is taking, shoot us an email email@example.com and we can provide an update.
What if I receive the wrong size?
We have had a shocker. Please reach out to firstname.lastname@example.org to let the crew know you have received an incorrect pair, with a photo of the pair. The team will then organise the correct pair to be sent out to you.
Can I exchange pre-order products?
Made to Order pairs are not able to be exchanged, as we only make the quantity of pairs we need to fulfil all the orders.
Therefore, we encourage you to double-check your sizing and design before placing your order to ensure that you're happy with your purchase.
In extenuating circumstances, Pre order items can be exchanged. Please email email@example.com to enquire.
Can I cancel my pre-order?
If your pair hasn't entered production, we can cancel your pre-order and issue you a full refund.
However, if it's already in production, we won't be able to cancel your order.
An analogy we like to use is you can’t un-bake a cake when you’ve paid for it to be made for you.