Wembley Lasagne

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Our tastebuds have been kept waiting for almost a year and we are now thrilled to announce:

the Wembley Lasagne is finally complete.

(Not sure what we are on about? Listen to this video at the bottom of this page)

Living through one of the strictest and longest lockdowns in the world, Britons will finally be receiving (via drone) a slice of their freshly cooked lasagne that has been promised to them for so long. Almost as good as Grandma's, the bolognese has been cooked to perfection via Wembley Underground heating, the cheese topping melted by the Wembley roof closing, recreating an oven-like effect.