Meet our Ordinary Rig Finalists

Meet our Top 10 Finalists for the UK's Most Ordinary Rig 2022.

This elite unit will battle it out in a fierce competition of glitz, glamour and ordinary-ness on 2nd July in London. The winner will walk away with a billboard, a modelling contract and a trip to Australia in 2023 to compete in the World's Most Ordinary Rig.

Harry Austin / @harryyaustin27

Age: 26

Hometown: Southampton

Hidden talents: Belly dancing

Life motto? Dance till the end baby 

Karaoke song: Mambo No. 5

Max Biltcliffe / @maxbiltcliffe89

Age: 32

Hometown: Alcester

If you could have a beer with 3 people, who would they be? Elvis, Shane Warne, the Honey Badger

Life motto? Never apologise, never back down, never bag up.

Matt Birbeck / @matty_birbeck

Age: 23

Hometown: Exeter

Relationship status: She's one lucky woman!

Karaoke song? Party in the USA - Miley Cyrus

Joe Burrows / @joeygb88

Age: 24

Hometown: Wantage

Hidden talents? Unbeaten at staring contests, necking pints and can reach the top shelf!

What did you want to be when you grew up? Tall and a millionaire... smashed the first part.


Ollie Critchley / @olliecritchley

Age: 25-30 (depends who's asking)

Hometown: Bristol

What did you want to be when you grew up? Professional Waterslide Tester

Describe yourself in 3 words: Chaos, Limitless, Opportunist


George Flesher / @george.flesher

Age: 26

Hometown: Leeds

Favourite pair of Smugglers: The Pink Pricks because they match my personality and were a fiver off

Describe yourself in 3 words: State. Of. That.

Lewis Hannibal / @lrhannibal

Age: 32

Hometown: York

Relationship status: Moving in with a Smugglette

Hidden talents: General circus skills including Juggling, Poi, Unicycle etc

George Roche / @george.roche

Age: 24 going on 42

Hometown: Salisbury

Describe yourself in 3 words: Poor attention to detail 

What advice would you give to people who aspire to be where you are? When life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail

Tommy Scott / @tommyscott15

Age: 32

Hometown: Bromley

Relationship status: Taken Sunday to Friday, Saturdays are for the boys. 

Any hidden talents? Completed all the haircuts.

Karaoke song? Voulez-Vous - ABBA

Tyler Sims / @woodsy_sims

Age: 34

Hometown: Chilcompton

Describe yourself in 3 words: (extra)ordinarily good bloke.

What advice would you give to people who aspire to be where you are? Better an ordinary rig than an ordinary life.

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